after a reporter was asking him questions while he was trying to eat breakfast
i love obama
i wish people had crushes on me
As Halloween approaches I feel like half of a Tumblr is like
and the other half is like
I am a combination of both these things, all year.
SO TODAY IN CLASS THIS GIRL ASKED
“DO YOU SHIP KIDS?”
AND AFTER EXPLAINING WHAT SHIPPING WAS, THE TEACHER RESPONDED,
“well….yes, we talk about it in the staff room. Who would look cute with who…”
AND THEN WE HAD A FOLLOW UP QUESTION
“does it affect seating?”
damn, tyra. you might as well just write “i fuckin hate u” on the paper and give her that.
finally some good news